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Jesus is watching you
A burglar (that's a person who breaks into houses
and steals things) had broken into a house and was
putting things into his bag when he heard a voice
say, "Jesus is watching you!"
He was terrified (that means he was really, really
scared) and dropped to the floor and stayed
perfectly still and silent for a few minutes.
After a few minutes of silence he continued putting
things into his bag. Again he heard the same voice
say, "Jesus is watching you."
He was really scared but decided to look around.
Shining his torch across the room, he spotted a
cage in the corner of the room with a parrot in it.
He approached the parrot and said, "Did you say
The parrot said, "My name is Moses. Jesus is
The burglar smiled at this and said, "Moses?
Moses? What kind of idiots would name their pet
The parrot replied, "The same idiots who named
their pet Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
A Driving Debacle
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"